Comrades of Logisaur, there is still a whole lotta stupid shit going on here. Previous reports of minute portions of intelligence and logic have not flourished into more meaningful or larger examples of same. In fact, there has been so much stupid shit going on here that mission decided to just stop looking for intelligence and logic for a while and instead focus on reexamining the previously reported Malbec, Merlot, Cabernet and Carmenere. Mission checked these things out, then Mission just checked out for a while. Mission misses home planet. A lot.
Mission has now revisited the search for intelligence and logic here on Blue Planet. SIGH. Search has been largely fruitless. The level of stupid shit is really amazing.
People in region Israel continue to kill people in region Gaza. Like a whole lot. Unit Trump in Region United Stasis is largely complicit. After doing all this stupid killing they say really stupid stuff, like: “what? Genocide? Me?” Main stupidity here emanates from unit Netankookoo.
Leaders in region Russia continue to kill people in region Ukraine. Unit Putin is able to do this, again, in large part due to complicity of unit Trump in Region United Stasis. More on region United Stasis and unit Trump incompetence in next report.
As noted in previous reports, there is a planet-wide threat to all life due to destruction of Blue Planet atmosphere. There continues to be no progress on this issue. Reason for inaction not clear, and definitely not intelligent or logical. Mission’s best theory is that those in power believe other items, like dollar worshipping, are more important than threat to all life on planet. Also, those in power seem to want to kill other human units their own way, rather than by atmospheric destruction.
The above are just a few examples of how Blue Planet is going to hell in a handbasket. In word language system English, “going to hell” indicates matters are going very poorly, which is definitely accurate for Blue Planet. It is not at all clear why a handbasket is involved, but apparently on Blue Planet when something or someone goes to hell it is done via a handbasket.
On the upside, at least everyone can enjoy their Labubu dolls.