REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XV

Comrades of Logisaur, various disruptions continue on Blue Planet in part as a result of attack of infectious agents.

Human units are having great problems moving objects around planet.  Indications are that problem is due to infectious agents, the primitive nature of systems on Blue Planet, and simply general absurdity.  Problem also appears to be linked to the greed. 

Infectious agents have greatly exacerbated object moving tasks for reasons outlined in previous reports, primarily the isolation of individual units.  Human units have virtually zero telekinetic powers, so object moving requires high levels of planning, resources, and energy even under normal conditions.  Many of these systems contribute to atmospheric deterioration which threatens all life, though this appears to not be a priority. 

Then there is the absurd.  The human units have, or seek to have, a great number of objects.  They collect many objects and locate them in various places, and attain more objects to place the first objects in or on.  They also attain smaller carrying objects to keep some objects close at all times.  Some with many dollars or other monetary denominations attain large, sometimes multiple, places to be and to store their many oh-so-precious objects.

In some cases entire buildings are constructed and maintained for storing objects that are not used and often will not be used ever again and will not fit in primary place of being; other objects are repeatedly moved in and out.  These buildings exceptionally ubiquitous in areas lacking sufficient buildings for human units to live safely and comfortably.  Indications are that these objects are deemed to be of greater importance than human units who live on streets, parks, and other unsheltered areas open to elements of harsh weather and other conditions detrimental to human units.

Very similar to object storage buildings are the prison buildings.  Large numbers of human units are stored in the prisons, especially in regions United Stasis, China, and Russia.  Note previous reports that these regions often considered “leading” or “primary” regions on Blue Planet, though evidence for this is questionable at best.  A small number of smaller regions also have high rates of prison storage.  Conditions in these storage prisons are extremely harsh and unhealthy.  This storage paradigm ostensibly the result of crimes committed by units so stored.  This is often accurate, however data scans and analysis indicate that large numbers of human units are stored there for no rational reason.  In these cases prison storage is frequently directly or indirectly a result of the fact that these units lack the dollars.

This is the greed.  As previously reported there are many dollar worshippers on Blue Planet, and human units frequently suffer difficult conditions and end of life consequences due to lack of dollars.  In addition to becoming subject to prison or street storage systems, many human units lack sufficient food due to lack of dollars.

Food is necessary for the nutrition, and for the continuation of life.  In many parts of Blue Planet there is more than ample food.  In many other parts there is extremely insufficient food.  Insufficient attention and resources are dedicated to moving food to areas where it is needed.  Previously reported lack of planet wide coordination is a major cause.  This lack of coordination in turn results partly from general stupidity and absurdity, but a major component is lack of opportunity to acquire more dollars.

Even within regions with sufficient food it is dependent on the dollars and some units suffer from lack of nutrition.  Regardless of the existence of sufficient levels of food there is currently much talk of the shelves.  Mass communication systems contain a plethora of reports on the shelves:  “the shelves are empty—the shelves are full—the shelves will be full soon—heavens to betsy—oh my!”

This is largely baloney, unfortunately not the edible kind, which isn’t very nutritious anyway.  Other than food and a small number of other exceptions, most object movement is of questionable utility and necessity.  A great deal of current object movement problems are due to whiny, soft residents of region United Stasis and other regions doing the boo-hoo and the wah-wah because they did not receive their couch or phone or some other unnecessary object.  Or a car, so they can move themselves.

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