REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET IV

Comrades of Logisaur, previously stated theories have been tested, and found incorrect.  Hover analyzers were disbursed to region Washington during mass communication event regarding status of battle with infectious agents.  Results indicate human intelligence NOT correlated to physical size of human unit; unit Fauci intellect far superior to unit Trump.  Inverse correlation also not indicated; size of unit and level of intellect appear fully independent.  It appears that unit Trump intellect is extremely inferior to unit Fauci, not only in area of relevant expertise, but in knowing the ass from the elbow.  Knowing ass from elbow is language English measure of general intellect level.

Although of inferior intellect previous assumption that unit Trump is primary leader correct.  Although very primitive in many ways humans generally appear intelligent, raising question of leader selection.  Preliminary examination of this paradox ongoing.  Leader choosing requires mass electronic and “paper” systems due to lack of community telepathy.  Potential leader chosen by most units becomes leader, however there is anomaly in system whereby fewer “votes” can lead to elevation as leader of region.  It appears this anomaly resulted in selection of unit Trump; units of region should really take a look at that.

Although unit Trump received fewer votes, it did receive many.  Preliminary examination of this illogical phenomenon are complex but may be attributable to very different belief systems among human units in region as well as planet wide.  Imperfect communication from primitive word systems may also be relevant.  Belief systems include different spiritual groups; different beliefs about best methods; different beliefs regarding importance of fellow units, and wide array of subjects.  Different spiritual belief systems have similar themes and aspirations.  One belief system, however, worships the dollar; this belief system may be linked to selection of unit Trump as it much worships the dollar.

Previous theory that unit Trump has superior use of language English also incorrect.  Like, way incorrect.  Confirmation via CAS that difficulty in comprehending unit Trump is due to unit’s almost complete lack of capability with language English.  Unit Trump previously engaged in construction operations, but is almost entirely unable to construct a coherent sentence.  Unit Trump appears to be the bat-shit crazy.  Sub leader unit Gram member of same political faction as unit Trump and previously described entire faction as the bat-shit crazy.  Trump bat-shit crazy has different components.  One is selfish and self-obsessed attitude of an adolescent unit and lack of awareness of other units.  Another component is the incompetence, which has greatly impaired efforts to combat infectious agents, for example disbanding units and systems that have mission of searching and anticipating infectious agents.  Mission is not kidding.  This has resulted in massive and avoidable problems for the healthcare warriors.  This appears to be instance of not discerning the ass from the elbow.

Blue Planet mission has much of the egg on the face regarding theories of previous report.  Mission requests tolerance because, as above indicates, there is some crazy shit going on here.  Mission previously stated conclusions may be provisional. 

Must report other previous egg on face statements by mission:  Region where mission is currently based is NOT named United Stasis, though this was a logical result of CAS translation.  It is called United States; smaller sub-regions designated states.  Region Canada is NOT one of states, but separate region sharing same land mass.  In fact, region Canada appears far superior to United States in some systems, such as access to the healthcare for all, not just units with the dollars.  Also appear to have more of the polite and priority of community wide well-being.

Many things illogical here and cause analytical overload.  Mission currently exhausted.