Report From Blue Planet

Comrades of Logisaur, Look, mission has ascertained that there may be no point in engaging in further analysis of Blue Planet.  Attack of infectious agents not conquered, but significant progress made.  Change in leadership position in region United States occurred, with unit Biden replacing head-up-the-ass inferior unit Trump.  Mission anticipated these developments would lead to more coherent functioning of Blue Planet systems and be incorporated into next report.  Mission also anticipated that continuing improvement in comprehension of primitive word system language English would lead to increased understanding.  But NOOOOOO!  Systems only marginally more coherent.  Understanding not aided by increased command of language English. 

As previously reported, weapons effective against infectious agents – vaccines –  have been developed.  Distribution of vaccines not efficiently distributed to all regions.  More baffling, even in regions where vaccines available many units refuse.  Units not using vaccines continue to be attacked by infectious agents.  This further threatens community.  Almost all units suffering end of life consequences are those without vaccines.  These facts widely known and understood, but many units continue to refuse vaccine.  Is that logical to Home Planet?  You want to send additional mission down here to deal with this absurdity?

Oh, there is more.  Unit Trump out of power, but it and its acolytes continue to influence, disrupt, and pervert, government systems.  Unit Trump now known to have engaged in massive corruption.  But no consequences for unit Trump.  WTF?  Acolytes, both in general community and in sub-leadership positions continue to follow unit.  Those units refusing vaccine are primarily acolytes of unit Trump.  They ignore the fact of effectiveness of vaccine.  This faction appears to not like facts.  They do like walls.  They like to build walls to keep away units they think are other.  Mission theorizes that they have walls in their brain that keeps out the facts.

Much talk exists in region United States about ongoing problems.  Like, a lot of talk.  It is not required to be logical or coherent.  Different political factions talk.  Units that know about political factions talk.  Units that think they know something talk.  This talk continually transmitted on mass communication systems.  Mission unable to comprehend much of this talk.  It has been ascertained, however, that the “look” and the “listen” are extremely important.  When units use these words, whatever is said next apparently must be accepted as a fact, without any regard to how incredibly stupid it is.  And it is not of any consequence what happens during any day.  The only thing that matters is circumstances “at the end of the day.” 

Look, Home Planet, does that make any sense??  What does Home Planet expect of mission?  How can mission be expected to file a report that makes sense of any of this?  Mission is taking a break…..

Mission is better now.  Mission asks for indulgence and understanding for both the above outburst and delay in filing report.  Mission fully intends to continue.  Mission has been overtaxed by lack of logic, disregard for well-being of community, lies, hate, major end of life consequences, and overall absurdity on Blue Planet.  From observation of same mission has seemingly begun to actually “feel” the pain and confusion of some units.  Mission theorizes that due to extended time on Blue Planet and immersion in aberrant circumstances, as well as mission’s telepathic abilities, that some human emotions have begun to manifest.  It appears that mission may have the empathy and the end of the rope.

This may be a positive development for research purposes, but has greatly taxed mission internal systems.  Both insight and confusion have resulted.  In order to locate rational, coherent behavior, or at least gain insight into absurd human behavior, direct exploration of other regions is indicated rather than continued use of region and planet wide scans, accessing existing Blue Planet systems, and extensive use of hover analyzers relied upon thus far.

Regions Italy and Spain previously reported to be suffering severe attack of infectious agents, and are therefore appropriate regions to study effects of or recovery from same. Regions also reported to have much of the beautiful, and much of the wine.  The wine is mentioned in much of language English archives.  Consumption of the wine increased during attack of infectious agents. Direct analysis of these regions and of the wine is indicated.  These analyses strictly for mission purposes, of course. 

Comrades of Logisaur, amid great pandemonium and malicious attempts to subvert the common good, unit Biden has assumed supreme leadership position in region United States.  Infectious agents continue to ravage Blue Planet with region United States continuing to suffer at heightened levels.  Conditions have improved marginally regarding both attack of infectious agents and democracy, however both remain tenuous and dangerous.

Unit Trump continued previously reported attempts to pervert all systems to serve itself.  Behavior of unit indicates it continues to have the head up the ass.  As before unit utilized manipulation of information and the emotions to try to serve itself.  Attempt failed subsequent to high levels of violence, end of life consequences, and pervasive absurdity.  Violence was terminated by actions of various community officers.  Perpetrators continue to be apprehended and processed, except unit Trump.  Attempts were made by some sub leaders in positions of power to process unit Trump, but its acolytes intervened via utilization of absurdity—like really absurd above-the-top, off-the-charts, do this in my office in Philadelphia absurdity—and denial of reality and facts, tactics typical of unit Trump and allies.  Worst case scenario was averted, however attempts to distort facts and reality to serve unit Trump and allies continue to contribute to system decay.

Unit Biden now in leadership position and governmental systems operating at increased efficiency.  Due to previous damage, however, systems remain compromised.  Similar to infectious agents, deleterious effects of Trump unit’s many inferiorities and perversions of logic have spread throughout community in general as well as significant portion of sub leaders.  Civic battles continue to be waged throughout community and various sub leadership factions to attain influence of governmental systems.  This plague of thought exists also in region Russia, region Belarus, region Myanmar, region China, and to a lesser extent in other regions. 

Healthcare systems battling infectious agents operating at increased efficiency, but previous damage severe and progress slow.  Infection of human units and end of life consequences on decline but still at significant levels.  Mutation of infectious agents to overcome vaccines of human units continues with efficiency.  Infectious agents frequently operate with greater speed than human units.  This effect is more pronounced in regions suffering from above referenced plague of thought.

Current analysis indicates that even with recent slight improvements, integrity of governmental systems and healthcare systems in region United States and much of Blue Planet is extremely fragile.  Continued existence of governmental systems that prioritize community not assured.  Continued existence of human species not assured.

Comrades of Logisaur, Blue Planet continues to exist.  Developments have taken place regarding attack of infectious agents and leadership decision process.  Both conditions initially appeared to be proceeding to resolution.  Mission chose to delay report until these developments were more definitive.  Mission now recognizes this was miscalculation due to previously noted chaos and lack of logic on Blue Planet; report is appropriate at this time.

New weapons to combat infectious agents were attained.  Weapons appear to be highly effective; distribution of weapons to mass of individual human units planet wide is essential.  Perhaps unsurprisingly, given previous observations of procedures and logistics on Blue Planet, distribution is not proceeding expeditiously.  In fact, distribution is not proceeding in a manner even approximating anything that is remotely similar to an expeditious manner.  Distribution is really bad.  Primary reason for this in region United States is result of failed leadership of unit Trump.   Human units have continued to suffer end of life consequences at elevated rates.  Urgency of situation is increased as a result of infectious agent transformation that may result in increased lethality and resistance to weaponry.

Leadership decision process in region United States has occurred and is now concluded.  Or not.  Note previous report of belief among many on Blue Planet, both within and outside of region United States, that said region is one of leading, if not preeminent, regions of Blue Planet.  Basis of assessment is tenuous, but belief of same indicates heightened impact of regional leadership on fate of Blue Planet.  Decision process led to termination of unit Trump leadership.  Or not.  Unit Biden was chosen as new leader.  Unit Biden has community service and multi-level leadership experience spanning more than fifty percent of life span.  Unit Trump had zero prior to current position.  Due to leadership change protocol unit Biden does not assume position for three Blue Planet “months”.  Unfortunately this time span is sufficient for unit Trump to continue to cause extraordinary deterioration of circumstances.  Previous indications are this may be Trump unit’s greatest talent, and current course indicates same. 

During intervening time period prior to unit Biden assumption of leadership unit Trump has utilized it’s talent to suck all momentum out of distribution and administration of weapons to combat infectious agents, also known as a “vaccine”.  This appears to be result of Trump unit’s overall incompetence and inferior intellect, but other factors appear pertinent.  Specifically, unit Trump lacks motivation to ensure expeditious vaccine distribution because it only serves the continued existence of all human units.  Since vaccine does not serve unit Trump in any direct, individual manner, unit Trump assigns it low priority; this is consistent with unit Trump proclivities for all of its existence, pre and post leadership.

In addition to lack of regard for human units other than itself, unit Trump has no regard for Democracy, which is widely considered to be superior form of government and leadership.  It is worthy of note that this system, though in some ways unwieldly and convoluted, closely mirrors Logisaur systems that occur organically.  Unit Trump has attempted to circumvent this system because, well, it is Trump.  It has used previously noted disinformation, resulting as usual from both malicious intent as well as common stupidity, to overturn results of leadership decision process.  Unit continues to be disassociated from facts and reality.  It appears also that it cannot count, or believes other units cannot count or…well ……really, comrades….who is mission kidding?  Mission must acknowledge that it is unable to find words in language English, or even form thoughts, that can convey or explain level of absurdity or depravity of this unit.  As noted previously attempts at same have over-taxed and damaged mission analytical systems.  Scan of unit and planet wide scan of expressed and unexpressed thoughts have detected the following and will have to suffice:  All indications are that unit Trump is a mentally unstable, emotionally damaged, morally and spiritually bankrupt, racist, sexist, narcissistic, misogynistic, xenophobic, psychopathic, dishonest, corrupt, incompetent sub-human maggot with a cesspool for a brain.  It appears to have acolytes among sub-leaders with similar limitations who are attempting to destroy region United States and pervert all systems to the advantage of the few.  Also, unit has the bat shit crazy, as noted by sub-leader unit Gram and previously reported.  Escalated level of absurdity of Trump unit’s attempt to pervert systems and remain in leadership position is indicated by fact that unit has zero interest or motivation to fulfill duties of position.

Data scans have indicated that Blue Planet clouds always contain so-called lining of silver.  Mission rarely sees these, but some factors indicate this is relevant in current chaos.  For all its unwieldiness the system of government of region United States appears of sufficient integrity to turn back Trump unit’s attempts to sabotage and pervert it.  Indications are that a majority of inhabitants of region United States, including sub leaders, including sub leaders of Trump unit’s faction, will hold true to reality and ideals of government and that unit Biden assumption of leadership role is imminent.  Or not. 

Comrades of Logisaur, attempts to contact or gain more insight into the great Googamooga have failed.  Mission is not able to provide further explanation regarding the breakdown of systems and societies throughout Blue Planet.  Only update on some details is available at this time. 

Attack of infectious agents continues to ravage Blue Planet.  Region United States continues to suffer the most.  In words of leading authority on infectious agents, unit Fauci, “You could not possibly be positioned more poorly.”  This is largely due to Trump unit’s previously noted inferior intellect and inability to distinguish ass from elbow.  Unit Trump continues to suffer from a disassociation from facts and reality.  This state of affairs has resulted in three developments regarding current situation.

First, unit Trump itself has been attacked by infectious agents.  Unit Trump then received best medical care possible, which is vastly superior to that available to most units (see previous report on healthcare).  As a result of vastly superior medical care unit Trump recovered quickly.  Unit apparently unable to recognize similar care is not available to most units, and lamely claimed recovery was evidence of low danger level of infectious agents.  Unit also has engaged in events to spread virus throughout population.

Second, standing of region United States continues to decline both within region and planet wide.  Although there are reasons for this decline that predate unit Trump ascension to power, recent precipitous decline of prestige of region United States due almost entirely to failed leadership of unit Trump.  Given catastrophic state of affairs in region United States and its impact on whole of Blue Planet, upcoming decision of region leadership, always considered important, is largely considered to now be of epoch-making consequence.

Third, many sub-leaders aligned with unit Trump have begun to disassociate from unit Trump in an attempt to remain in sub-leadership positions.  This is duplicitous because many of these sub-leaders have sold their soul, their spine, and all credibility to be in position to kiss unit Trump ass.  This now seen as less beneficial and not always possible as unit Trump frequently has its head up its own ass, thus blocking access.

Leadership decision process is underway and due to be concluded soon.  All of above likely had great impact on decision.  This in addition to previously reported assessment that unit Trump is entirely unfit for leadership even without current crisis.  Unit trump and acolytes have endeavored to interfere and corrupt decision process.  Some units from other regions have attempted same.  Although mission has identified and considered virtually all factors relating to this decision, ongoing overall chaos, historical lack of logic and reason, and emotions foreign to Logisaur leave mission unable to render any firm conclusions or predictions other than to say outcome could very well impact future existence of Blue Planet.

Comrades of Logisaur, great delay in current report due to massive, in some instances almost total, breakdown in systems and societies throughout Blue Planet.  Loss of life spiraling out of control due to both attack of infectious agents and attacks of human units on one another.  Loss of life due to infectious agents very high in regions thought to be most advanced and well resourced.  Instances of unit on unit violence up to and including intentional infliction of end of life occurring at high rate. 

Intentional infliction of end of life without any reason or logic that is apparent to mission.  In some cases the “color” of the unit seems to be relevant.  Some regional leader units have encouraged unit on unit violence, or dismissed it as unimportant.  This is beyond mission’s ability to comprehend even after extensive observation and analysis.  Human units continue to amaze and baffle due to the at times near total disconnect between aspirations and actions taken or not taken.  Emotions of hate, greed, and fear appear pertinent, as well as a delusional belief in supremacy.

Important to note that level of absurdity, lack of logic, bizarre behavior of human units, bizarre behavior of leaders, disregard for well-being of fellow units and community as a whole, level of fear, hate and paranoia, apparent disregard of obvious facts has been so extreme that all mission analytical systems have been overtaxed and some resources have been damaged.  Previous notation of provisional nature of all conclusions must be emphasized.  With this in mind mission will attempt to report and make sense of current state of Blue Planet, but home planet should perhaps not expect much. 

One example of ongoing breakdown of Blue Planet systems and society occurred in region United States approximately 2 Blue Planet “weeks” after last report.  Local community officers, whose mission is to protect and serve members of community, instead caused end of life result for a human unit.  This was brought about in a bizarre, tortuous manner by compressing human unit to such a degree that proper functioning of unit’s systems were impeded.  This was witnessed by several human units who provided visual data of event to general community which became known to virtually entire Blue Planet.

The outrage emotion, as well as the compassion and the desire for justice, caused millions of human units to “protest” the event.  This occurred planet-wide, but primarily in region United States.  Widespread agreement existed that end of life event was wildly wrong, immoral, and disgusting.  Inexplicably, however, some community officer organizations attempted to explain or justify this event.  Massive protests against this event, and community officers in general, occurred.  Due to units in close proximity during protests some increase in transmission of infectious agents occurred.

The “color” of different units, not initially apparent to mission, appears relevant.  Human units with an exterior layer that is darker in color suffer a high degree of injury or end of life consequences at the hands of community officers.  This is without explanation or logic as, again, stated mission of community officers is to protect and serve.  They very frequently fail to do so, and rarely suffer any consequences or adjustment to methods.  Although these horrific instances do not reflect the majority of community officer interactions with human units, it occurs at a very high rate, like way beyond WTF rate.  Many human units, including leaders and sub-leaders spoke out about this event and endeavored to rectify situation.  Some units and leaders acknowledge a small problem but are largely dismissive of community concerns.  Attempts to justify or explain problem are without any logic and sometimes resort to the absurd, such as keeping the community safe from individual “cigarettes” or artificial “money”.

Subsequent to this event, both in the course of ongoing protests and independent from same, other similar events occurred.  Mission scanned data archives and found many instances of similar events.

Unit Trump, instead of attempting to solve or even lessen this horrific problem, has exacerbated same, inflamed disagreements and tensions, and generally dismissed community well-being.  This is consistent with Trump unit’s lifelong disregard for well-being of units different from itself.  Additionally, unit Trump continues to disregard threat of infectious agents and has recently been found to have supplied falsehoods to community that has resulted in less effective response to attack of infectious agents.  Although unit Trump consistently provides misinformation, it is often not possible to discern when this happens as a result of malicious disregard for facts, and when it is a result of unit Trump’s inferior intellect.  In this instance, however, there is documentation that unit Trump knew it was lying.

Mission has been able to report some of chaos and breakdown on Blue Planet.  Regrettably, however, mission has been unable to provide any rational explanation for same.  Only conclusion appears to be, as previous report has noted, that large portions of human units irrationally regard certain units as living lives that do not matter.  This greatly calls into question previous provisional conclusion that in at least some aspects the human race is advanced.

In a desperate attempt to gain further insight mission has looked extensively into Blue Planet data archives and has found references to the presence of fear in the air, tension everywhere, and the eve of destruction.  These conditions apparently existed while the band played on.  In short, Blue Planet was designated a Ball of Confusion.  Little if any improvement since that time is detectable.  Archives indicate further understanding may be gained from the great Googamooga; mission will attempt to learn about or contact same.   

Comrades of Logisaur, in consideration of current planet-wide attack of infectious agents, analysis of body-maintenance systems is indicated.  Units tasked with maintaining optimum functioning of fellow human units, as well as systems, facilities, and resources for same are collectively known as health care system.

A wide disparity in efficiency and effectiveness of regional Blue Planet health care systems has been observed.  For simplicity mission will consider three broad types of systems.

Due to previously noted competition of major regions for influence and resources, as well as conflicting impulses regarding the concern for community wide well-being and the greed emotion, some smaller and less resourced regions have very inferior health care systems.  There is significant disparity in this type:  some extremely primitive and inefficient, some improving, some corrupt.  On the whole these systems functioning relatively effectively considering lack of resources and technology.  Systems and results could be greatly improved with reinforcement from better resourced regions.  Such reinforcement takes place only sporadically and insufficiently due to lack of planet-wide community concern and poor coordination.

Other two types are both within more advanced and well resourced, “wealthier”, regions.  Most systems in this region type have a much higher degree of efficiency and concern for in region community.  All units in these regions can access the healthcare system with minimal effort and expenditure of unit resources.  Systems are efficient for units as well as region, keeping units in optimal shape for contribution to society as well as unit’s quality of life.  Central coordination and management within region is critical for these positive results.

The exception among well resourced regions is the United States.  The system in the United States has an extremely high degree of inefficiency and absurdity, even for this primitive planet.  This results in sporadic and insufficient delivery of health care.  Technology and resources exist for better distribution and access to health care, but this does not occur.  Indications are that this is primarily because it’s all about the money, ain’t a damn thing funny.

In this region access to the health care system requires many of the dollars.  No reasonable connection between the dollars and the health care system have been found.  Some units have very few dollars and consequently have greatly reduced access to healthcare, and healthcare that is accessible is of inferior quality.  Others have an abundant supply of dollars and can access any health care and resources needed, or simply desired.  Those in between access healthcare only with great effort and expenditure of dollars.  Units must spend a shitload of time on paperwork and meaningless minutia.  The amount of this minutia is enough to tax even the superior intellect and systems of Logisaureans.  This is really one of the stupidest things mission has observed on Blue Planet thus far. 

This is somewhat unexpected given that the United States, and much of the Blue Planet, consider this to be a leading region.  Conversely, it is also somewhat predictable given that there is much lack of logic in region United States.  As noted previously, well-being of community is an ideal that is aspired to, but efforts are often non-existent or insufficient.  Well-being of whole community often receives much of the lip-service but little actual service.

To access health care there is a system of “insurance”.  It seems more like an example of the Blue Planet leisure activity of gambling.  With some understanding of the human emotions, mission would describe the insurance as funny, and sad.  Human units pay large amounts of the dollars on a regular basis when healthy in order to access health care when needed.  However, insurance system frequently does not allow for health care access when needed without paying more of the dollars.  And paperwork; like, an astronomical amount of paperwork.  After paying much for the insurance, units frequently discover that required healthcare is not accessible.  HA, HA!  Pay more dollars; so much fun.  Home planet, please understand this is not a mistake.  Mission has evaluated this phenomenon extensively; if it seems absurd, it is because it is.  Or, as they say, it is what it is.

The final result is that United States, one of most advanced regions, does a shit-poor job of taking care of its members’ health.  Most other advanced regions do this with little cost to members. 

Here’s another one that is the funny and the sad:  If a unit does not have enough of the dollars to get the insurance, that unit is often charged more for health care than units with insurance.  That unit is not in the club, as humans sometimes say, or not in the network, so screw them.  This is one of many examples in United States where units with fewer dollars are treated as second rate expendable lives.  Other examples of same will be explored in future reports.

Mission is aware of another example of this mess.  While travelling in region Italy, a United States unit needed emergency transport to health care facility due to momentary loss of consciousness.  United States unit does not pay local fees, or “taxes” that support region Italy health care and other systems.  Still, the emergency transport and evaluation cost approximately 35 of dollars.  Transport alone in United States may be anywhere from a few hundred, if one is lucky, to a few thousand of dollars.

Many in other advanced regions laugh at the United States system.  Many in United States want to provide health care to all people, as in other advanced regions.  But there are many with much greed, the dollar worshipers, who want to deny health care to many units.

As previously stated, lots of crazy stuff here on Blue Planet.  Human units continue to amaze in that they can be advanced in some ways while simultaneously being so primitive, even barbaric.

Comrades of Logisaur, further research into unit Trump indicate it has been the bat-shit crazy for extended period.  Unit worships the dollar and has no interest or concern for larger community.  Vast majority of activities and efforts for entire life are to secure more of the dollars.  Unit pursues the dollars and ignores well-being of community.  In many instances pursuit of dollars has led directly to negative impacts on wider community.  Illogically, unit frequently dismisses the well-being of some human units based on irrelevant characteristics such as the color of the outer layer of said units.  Unit Trump has denied shelter to these units, even when they would give unit more of the dollars that it worships.  Unit has advocated for execution of such units who were falsely accused.  Unit continually provides false statistics regarding its supply of dollars.

Other examples of the bat-shit crazy and inability to tell ass from elbow include inability to discern fact from fiction.  Unit also appears disassociated from time and reality.  These deficiencies result in bizarre conduct such as making false statements, and when confronted, claiming that it did not say that, even when event occurred only hours ago and video evidence is available.

These massive deficiencies in intellect have directly resulted in more human units suffering end-of-life consequences that could have been prevented.  Unit Trump became leader at a time that the agency designated as the Directorate for Global Health Security and Biodefense was tracking a different dangerous virus in order to protect the United Stasis….er United States.  Though command of language English is still less than perfect it is apparent this agency was exactly what was required to defend against the current attack of infectious agents; unit Trump government dismantled this agency.  Lack of foresight led to reduced preparation and greatly hindered battle with infectious agents. 

Additionally unit Trump has advocated practices that would result in end of life consequences even in units with no infection.  To treat infection unit Trump has hypothesized about injection of poison into human units that would result in massive damage or end of life.  It proposed this practice to a senior science officer; in an example of disassociation from time, reality, and truth, hours later unit indicated this was a joke to reporters.  Failures and incompetence of unit Trump and associates led to many avoidable infections and end of life consequences of human units.

Many indications exist that unit Trump is devoid of any intelligence or rational thought.  When circumstances require careful analysis and research unit Trump dismisses science and logic, and rather gets its data from other sources, such as “they say”, “I heard”, “somebody said”, “they tell me”.

Previously reported anomaly in leader selection system does not fully account for unit Trump in leader position.  To have such a low-class, third rate unit of such incredible incompetence and low intellect in a position where it is in way over its head is at this point not fully explained.  Further exploration is indicated, but mission’s head hurts.  A correction in leader position may be imminent as ratings of unit Trump currently declining.

Comrades of Logisaur, previously stated theories have been tested, and found incorrect.  Hover analyzers were disbursed to region Washington during mass communication event regarding status of battle with infectious agents.  Results indicate human intelligence NOT correlated to physical size of human unit; unit Fauci intellect far superior to unit Trump.  Inverse correlation also not indicated; size of unit and level of intellect appear fully independent.  It appears that unit Trump intellect is extremely inferior to unit Fauci, not only in area of relevant expertise, but in knowing the ass from the elbow.  Knowing ass from elbow is language English measure of general intellect level.

Although of inferior intellect previous assumption that unit Trump is primary leader correct.  Although very primitive in many ways humans generally appear intelligent, raising question of leader selection.  Preliminary examination of this paradox ongoing.  Leader choosing requires mass electronic and “paper” systems due to lack of community telepathy.  Potential leader chosen by most units becomes leader, however there is anomaly in system whereby fewer “votes” can lead to elevation as leader of region.  It appears this anomaly resulted in selection of unit Trump; units of region should really take a look at that.

Although unit Trump received fewer votes, it did receive many.  Preliminary examination of this illogical phenomenon are complex but may be attributable to very different belief systems among human units in region as well as planet wide.  Imperfect communication from primitive word systems may also be relevant.  Belief systems include different spiritual groups; different beliefs about best methods; different beliefs regarding importance of fellow units, and wide array of subjects.  Different spiritual belief systems have similar themes and aspirations.  One belief system, however, worships the dollar; this belief system may be linked to selection of unit Trump as it much worships the dollar.

Previous theory that unit Trump has superior use of language English also incorrect.  Like, way incorrect.  Confirmation via CAS that difficulty in comprehending unit Trump is due to unit’s almost complete lack of capability with language English.  Unit Trump previously engaged in construction operations, but is almost entirely unable to construct a coherent sentence.  Unit Trump appears to be the bat-shit crazy.  Sub leader unit Gram member of same political faction as unit Trump and previously described entire faction as the bat-shit crazy.  Trump bat-shit crazy has different components.  One is selfish and self-obsessed attitude of an adolescent unit and lack of awareness of other units.  Another component is the incompetence, which has greatly impaired efforts to combat infectious agents, for example disbanding units and systems that have mission of searching and anticipating infectious agents.  Mission is not kidding.  This has resulted in massive and avoidable problems for the healthcare warriors.  This appears to be instance of not discerning the ass from the elbow.

Blue Planet mission has much of the egg on the face regarding theories of previous report.  Mission requests tolerance because, as above indicates, there is some crazy shit going on here.  Mission previously stated conclusions may be provisional. 

Must report other previous egg on face statements by mission:  Region where mission is currently based is NOT named United Stasis, though this was a logical result of CAS translation.  It is called United States; smaller sub-regions designated states.  Region Canada is NOT one of states, but separate region sharing same land mass.  In fact, region Canada appears far superior to United States in some systems, such as access to the healthcare for all, not just units with the dollars.  Also appear to have more of the polite and priority of community wide well-being.

Many things illogical here and cause analytical overload.  Mission currently exhausted.

Comrades of Logisaur, report will focus on continuing threat to life on Blue Planet.  Details of battle are unclear as many customs and habits appear illogical.  This may be due to imperfect comprehension of primitive word communication systems, though comprehension of language English continues to evolve and improve.  To increase comprehension CAS continues to scan massive historical data archives of language English.  This necessity currently preempts attempts to gain comprehension of alternate languages and details of corresponding regions.

One illogical circumstance on Blue Planet is lack of central coordination for entire planet.  This is crucial for current planet-wide threat to life, as well as longer term, chronic, and severe deterioration of Blue Planet atmosphere that could affect sustainability of planet and all life therein.  Lack of significant coordination on this latter crisis is without explanation.  There are some efforts towards planet-wide coordination, such as the United Nations, the Imagine, and the Thunberg.  However, these efforts are not vigorous and, inexplicably thus far, are opposed by many.

Cause of lack of prudent planet-wide coordination for planet-wide threats possibly due to sub-regions.  Blue Planet seems to be divided into hundreds of sub-regions of various size.  Indications are that there are 3 – 4 large major sub-regions that are preeminent, or delude themselves into this belief.  These major regions compete for influence on Blue Planet, often to the detriment of themselves and smaller, weaker sub regions.  Distribution of resources, even nutrient resources, can be heavily influenced by this dynamic.

Current threat from infectious agents has attacked virtually entire planet, with all regions at risk.  Region Italy and region Spain were initial regions with most damage.  Infectious agents were aided in their attack by human tendency to transport from home regions to alternate regions for exploration and “pleasure”.  These regions are both popular for “travel” as they have much of the beautiful.  Regions Italy and Spain also have much of the good wine.  The wine is mentioned in much of the language English archives; further research indicated.

As previously reported mission is currently based on large northern land mass.  Has been established that this land mass is one of the supposedly preeminent sub regions.  It is named United Stasis and is currently suffering most severe attack.  The name United Stasis, apparently, due to the fact that this region advocates lack of change and progress.  As noted previously conclusions are provisional due to lack of perfect, but evolving, comprehension of primitive word system language English.  Although United Stasis is in a strong position with regard to technology and resources, it is suffering a greater degree of infection and a higher occurrence of end of life consequences than any other region.  Distribution of crucial resources of health care system and medical facilities is extremely poor and illogical.  Additionally there are many sub-regions, such as Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Canada, Connecticut that are forced to compete for resources due to lack of coordination even within region. 

Limited attempt at coordination of resources and tactics against infectious agents at United Stasis level takes place in region Washington.  Leaders of United Stasis appear almost daily on mass communication systems to inform human units.  Communication performed by unit Trump and unit Fauci and others.  Trump unit is physically largest, does most communication, and appears to be primary leader.  These observations lead to theory that human intelligence is correlated to size of human unit.  Attempts to understand communication of Trump unit by feeding same into CAS caused an overload of CAS and required repairs and recalibration.  Theory is that this possibly due to superior use of language English by Trump unit that challenged evolving capabilities of CAS.

These theories will be explored as Blue Planet analysis proceeds.

Comrades of Logisaur, report from Blue Planet continues to be inhibited by imperfect command of language English.  CAS adaptations continue to evolve and improve.  Current comprehension levels believed sufficient for continued research and reports, however observations and conclusions are provisional.

Previously reported threat to life of presiding species here continues.  Some regions suffer more, but entire Blue Planet potentially affected.  Humans are being attacked by infectious agents which interfere with functions of human units, primarily respiratory functions.  Recovery is possible, but a large number of infected units suffer end of life consequences.  When threat presence is known attacking agents can often be neutralized, but threat is greatly exacerbated by vision limitations of humans.  Although infectious agents are many times larger than our hover analyzers they are too small to be seen by humans.  This has led to evasive maneuvers in the form of massive suspensions and / or modifications of virtually all operations for much of the planet, primarily in most affected regions.

Because the infectious agents can travel from one human to another, the primary modification to normal planetary functioning is the “social”, or physical, isolation of human units.  Without experiencing life on Blue Planet the significance of this may be difficult to comprehend for Loigsaureans.  Must consider that, lacking normal telepathy, humans depend greatly on interaction in close proximity for both carrying out many functions and meeting the needs of the emotions.  Although some communication technologies have become more advanced in last twenty Blue Planet years, allowing for communication with visual interface from remote locations, humans rely heavily on face-with-face interaction.  Lack of face-with-face interaction in close proximity causes much stress to the emotions and can result in interference with ordered thought in some units.  Although unilateral thought reading has been severely limited, indications from attempts at same are that even with normal interaction many humans feel the alone emotion due to lack of telepathy and great limitations of primitive word-language systems.   This emotion appears to be perceived negatively in most units.  Isolation procedures greatly exacerbate this.  Remote communication technologies partially mitigate effects of isolation but are a poor substitute for face-with-face interaction.

The physical isolation has resulted in a reduction or total breakdown in many operations that require proximity among units.  This causes further stress to units due to lack of vital resources such as hygiene and nutrient resources.  As indicated in first report the emotions often hinder the ordered thought.  Analysis indicates only minor or zero scarcity of resources and transport of same.  However human units are not operating at baseline levels due to stress of isolation which in turn increases occurrence of the “fear” emotion.  Most human units appear to have self-awareness of this phenomenon which helps to mitigate the occurrence of other negative emotions, such as the greed.  However there are occasional isolated violent confrontations between units over resources, especially the “toilet paper”; please, do not even ask mission to elaborate on this.   

Body maintenance systems – or “Medical Facilities”- are one of most crucial of all systems on Blue Planet. Medical facilities are greatly overwhelmed due to influx of infected human units.  Main mission of these facilities is to avoid end of life consequences and restore normal functioning to infected units.  Facilities operating at or near capacity, causing great stress to systems as well as to individual human units (medical personnel).  Medical personnel are under threat of infection and some resources required for mission are now scarce, causing logistical complications and transforming medical personnel into warriors.  These warriors waging intense battle with infectious agents with much success.  There is, however, a high incidence of end of life consequences.  This causes very high degree of stress and emotions to warriors, as well as to close associates of units suffering end of life consequences, and to community as a whole.

Next report will examine tactics in the battle with infectious agents.

To:  Comrades of Logisaur

There are many unforeseen conditions encountered upon arrival on Blue Planet.  Initial report has been much delayed due to two particular unforeseen conditions:  one normal, one anomalous.

The first is that the “presiding” species of Blue Planet (humans, people) are very primitive in their communication methods.  Almost all have no ability, or a very underdeveloped ability, to communicate telepathically.   Instead they make audible sounds by expelling air through their respiratory systems to form what are called “words”.  The same words are also used in a visual medium, depending on context.  To exacerbate problem even more, there is not a single standard for this system here on Blue Planet.  There are hundreds of different systems of this communication method in different regions of the planet, all with different words and different systems for forming them into audible or visual thoughts.

This of course greatly impeded ability to understand and research the people of the Blue Planet.  Their ability to transmit thoughts telepathically is virtually non-existent; unilateral telepathic thought reading was severely limited due to our different modes of thought as well as cross-currents of “emotion”.  It seems that even among them there is a constant struggle and tension between an individual being’s attempts at ordered thought and the “emotions.”  Regret that at this point cannot offer much insight into the emotions of the humans; can only ascertain that although both the thoughts and emotions do include a recognition and priority for the greater good of the community, very similar to our own way, the emotions very often propel many beings to act in a different way entirely.  This phenomenon has been flagged for further exploration when time warrants.

The impossibility of even unilateral telepathic communication led to the necessity to understand their “language” (word system).  This is the main reason for the delay in report.  Decided to concentrate on one language and was able to determine that although there are many languages almost half the planet uses approximately 10.  One language is most common for inter-regional communication and therefore focused efforts on this language.  Coincidentally this is the main language of the large “northern” land mass where mission landed and is currently based.  Anticipated that choosing a language to focus upon would be the main part of task, that it would then be a simple matter of running the language through our communication acquisition systems in order to translate and eventually understand the language.  This proved overly optimistic.  Initial results were very poor even for translation purposes.  Our CAS (this is an “acronym”, often used, presumably, for economy of words given that the spoken or “written” word often takes an inordinate amount of time and is bulky tool for thought transmission) proved to be insufficient for the task.  It was necessary to allow our CAS to scan the vast data and history of the English, and thereby learn, evolve, and adapt itself to this primitive system.  This consumed much time and thus delayed research and report.  This adaptation is not yet perfect and continues to evolve, but it is now sufficient for an acceptable level of language English comprehension.  The CAS generated word for home planet is “Logisaur”. 

As previously transmitted by standard methods have decided to file reports in this native word system, language English, as this will allow greater insight into life, customs, and the internal working of all humans, regardless of language used.  This primitive communication system has enormous impact and limitations on way of life, thought processes, and development of both single units and the larger human community.   The adaptation acquired by Blue Planet based CAS is included with report.

The primitive communication systems are far from completely effective even among Blue Planet inhabitants.  That may be partially what highly regarded human “writer” was focused on when that human said, “The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred.”  These primitive systems have an enormous impact on all things here.  It appears that many problems and negative consequences, either on a unit to unit basis, as well as on a community to community, or region to region basis, are attributable to lack of effective communication. 

The second, anomalous and unforeseen, condition encountered here on the Blue Planet is a planet-wide threat to life.  This will be the focus of next report.  This threat has had such an enormous impact on normal operations that a full and accurate report on normal operations may be impossible for the immediate future.