REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XI

Comrades of Logisaur, Look, mission has ascertained that there may be no point in engaging in further analysis of Blue Planet.  Attack of infectious agents not conquered, but significant progress made.  Change in leadership position in region United States occurred, with unit Biden replacing head-up-the-ass inferior unit Trump.  Mission anticipated these developments would lead to …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET X

Comrades of Logisaur, amid great pandemonium and malicious attempts to subvert the common good, unit Biden has assumed supreme leadership position in region United States.  Infectious agents continue to ravage Blue Planet with region United States continuing to suffer at heightened levels.  Conditions have improved marginally regarding both attack of infectious agents and democracy, however …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET IX

Comrades of Logisaur, Blue Planet continues to exist.  Developments have taken place regarding attack of infectious agents and leadership decision process.  Both conditions initially appeared to be proceeding to resolution.  Mission chose to delay report until these developments were more definitive.  Mission now recognizes this was miscalculation due to previously noted chaos and lack of …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET VIII

Comrades of Logisaur, attempts to contact or gain more insight into the great Googamooga have failed.  Mission is not able to provide further explanation regarding the breakdown of systems and societies throughout Blue Planet.  Only update on some details is available at this time.  Attack of infectious agents continues to ravage Blue Planet.  Region United …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET VII

Comrades of Logisaur, great delay in current report due to massive, in some instances almost total, breakdown in systems and societies throughout Blue Planet.  Loss of life spiraling out of control due to both attack of infectious agents and attacks of human units on one another.  Loss of life due to infectious agents very high …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET VI

Comrades of Logisaur, in consideration of current planet-wide attack of infectious agents, analysis of body-maintenance systems is indicated.  Units tasked with maintaining optimum functioning of fellow human units, as well as systems, facilities, and resources for same are collectively known as health care system. A wide disparity in efficiency and effectiveness of regional Blue Planet …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET IV

Comrades of Logisaur, previously stated theories have been tested, and found incorrect.  Hover analyzers were disbursed to region Washington during mass communication event regarding status of battle with infectious agents.  Results indicate human intelligence NOT correlated to physical size of human unit; unit Fauci intellect far superior to unit Trump.  Inverse correlation also not indicated; …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET III

Comrades of Logisaur, report will focus on continuing threat to life on Blue Planet.  Details of battle are unclear as many customs and habits appear illogical.  This may be due to imperfect comprehension of primitive word communication systems, though comprehension of language English continues to evolve and improve.  To increase comprehension CAS continues to scan …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET II

Comrades of Logisaur, report from Blue Planet continues to be inhibited by imperfect command of language English.  CAS adaptations continue to evolve and improve.  Current comprehension levels believed sufficient for continued research and reports, however observations and conclusions are provisional. Previously reported threat to life of presiding species here continues.  Some regions suffer more, but …

R F B P I: Arrival on Blue Planet

To:  Comrades of Logisaur There are many unforeseen conditions encountered upon arrival on Blue Planet.  Initial report has been much delayed due to two particular unforeseen conditions:  one normal, one anomalous. The first is that the “presiding” species of Blue Planet (humans, people) are very primitive in their communication methods.  Almost all have no ability, …