R F B P XIX: Two-Tiered Legal Systems

Comrades of Logisaur, updates are available on previously reported two-tiered legal systems which result in female units being treated less favorably.  Ongoing efforts to further institutionalize these irrational double standards appear to be on the verge of major advancement in region United States.  This advancement would deny female units sovereignty over their own bodies and …

R F B P XVIII: Rubio Comments on Firearms

Comrades of Logisaur, mission continues to encounter great difficulty in understanding absurdity on Blue Planet or finding significant levels of intelligent life.  An extreme example of absurdity and danger were exhibited by governmental unit Senator Marco Rubio comments on firearms.  Unit Rubio said, “…any weapon is dangerous, any firearm is potentially dangerous in the hands …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XVII

Comrades of Logisaur, significant developments here on Blue Planet. Government of region Russia, previously reported to be considered one of three preeminent regions though evidence for same is tenuous at best, has unleashed massive unprovoked attack on neighboring smaller region Ukraine for no discernible reason whatsoever.  Many horrific conditions and end of life consequences have …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XVI

Comrades of Logisaur, several phenomenon have occurred that may yield further insight into absurdity of Blue Planet systems, or not. In regions Philadelphia and New York, both sub regions of region United Stasis, many end of life consequences have occurred due to fires in two buildings of dwelling units.  These buildings lacked resources widely accepted …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XV

Comrades of Logisaur, various disruptions continue on Blue Planet in part as a result of attack of infectious agents. Human units are having great problems moving objects around planet.  Indications are that problem is due to infectious agents, the primitive nature of systems on Blue Planet, and simply general absurdity.  Problem also appears to be …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XIV

Comrades of Logisaur, results available regarding analysis of recently noted biological differences in the physical component, or bodies, of human units. Early reports noted that units have different exterior colors, also not initially apparent to mission.  In many cases these differences result in human units being regarded and treated differently.  No logical reason could be …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XIII

Comrades of Logisaur, report is still pending on recent observation noted in last report that there are biological differences among human units.  However, congregation of regional leaders from throughout Blue Planet has occurred regarding atmospheric deterioration noted in Report III. Regional leaders have assembled to talk about the severe problem.  Talking was achieved.  There was …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XII

Comrades of Logisaur, results of direct analysis of regions Italy and Spain now available.  As previously reported both regions suffered severe attack of infectious agents in early stages.  Attacks continue, with some units resistant to implementing procedures known to deter infectious agents.  Some sporadic violence between units continues regarding procedures.  Overall implementation of procedures, however, …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XI

Comrades of Logisaur, Look, mission has ascertained that there may be no point in engaging in further analysis of Blue Planet.  Attack of infectious agents not conquered, but significant progress made.  Change in leadership position in region United States occurred, with unit Biden replacing head-up-the-ass inferior unit Trump.  Mission anticipated these developments would lead to …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET X

Comrades of Logisaur, amid great pandemonium and malicious attempts to subvert the common good, unit Biden has assumed supreme leadership position in region United States.  Infectious agents continue to ravage Blue Planet with region United States continuing to suffer at heightened levels.  Conditions have improved marginally regarding both attack of infectious agents and democracy, however …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET IX

Comrades of Logisaur, Blue Planet continues to exist.  Developments have taken place regarding attack of infectious agents and leadership decision process.  Both conditions initially appeared to be proceeding to resolution.  Mission chose to delay report until these developments were more definitive.  Mission now recognizes this was miscalculation due to previously noted chaos and lack of …

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET VIII

Comrades of Logisaur, attempts to contact or gain more insight into the great Googamooga have failed.  Mission is not able to provide further explanation regarding the breakdown of systems and societies throughout Blue Planet.  Only update on some details is available at this time.  Attack of infectious agents continues to ravage Blue Planet.  Region United …