Gaza – Israel – R F B P XXIII

Comrades of Logisaur, search for intelligence and logic on Blue Planet continues to yield feeble results.  Recent events indicate not only a lack of logic, but extreme levels of barbarism and depravity, even by Blue Planet standards.  Not to mention extreme stupidity.  Approximately five Blue Planet months ago a major disturbance occurred in region Gaza – Israel.  Units from region Gaza attacked and killed over 1,000 units from region Israel.  In response, units from region Israel have killed approx. 30,000 units from region Gaza, only a small percentage of whom were responsible for initial attack.  Destruction of region Gaza is so massive that virtually all infrastructure and access to nutrients required for survival have been decimated.  Some units in Gaza that survived ongoing attacks have suffered end of life consequences due to lack of nutrients.

Although initial attack by region Gaza is without rationale or justification, it should be noted that units in region Gaza have been forcibly kept in substandard conditions by region Israel for decades.  Some of Blue Planet units describe entire region Gaza as an “open air prison”.  Levels of frustration and reduced quality of life contributed to ongoing hate, hostility, and tension between regions. 

In retaliation for initial murders committed by some powerful units in region Gaza, units from region Israel killed many units in region Gaza.  And then they killed many more.  And then they killed many more.  And then they killed many more.  And then they killed many more.  And then they killed many more.  And then they killed many more.  This continued until approximately 30,000 units from region Gaza were killed and is currently ongoing.  Most of those that remain alive are now without shelter or sufficient nutrients to sustain life.  It must be emphasized, as noted above, that only a small percentage of those killed by units from region Israel were involved in initial attack.

For unknown reasons, units from Blue Planet often place things in a nutshell.  In a nutshell, region Gaza committed many murders in region Israel, and in response region Israel committed many more murders in region Gaza.  The horror is ongoing.  Then the participants began to play a very popular pastime here on Blue Planet.  It is called the blame game.  The game is usually impossible to win.  Winning is often not the goal.  The goal is often to blame others so one can avoid responsibility for one’s own actions and continue to do a bunch of really stupid shit.  This game, and the disproportional retaliation by Israel, is inconsistent with a basic lesson widely taught to Blue Planet youth:  two wrongs don’t make a right.  This fact was formally stated by Human Rights Watch, a Blue Planet organization.

The United Nations, as previously reported, occasionally attempts planet-wide collaboration towards solutions.  Some attempts at same were made in the current crisis, but region Israel largely ignored United Nations.  In some cases, region United States prevented United Nations from issuing resolutions calling for a ceasefire.  Much later, after massive death and destruction, United Nations issued such a resolution.  Region United States did not support the resolution but dropped its opposition to same.

This part is a humongous WTF:  Region United Stasis, a close ally of region Israel, has supplied, and continues to supply weapons to region Israel.  Then they say, “You be careful now how you use those weapons”.  Israel then ignores United Stasis and uses the weapons in ways that harm civilians in violation of United Stasis laws.  Region United Stasis then supplies more weapons and tells region Israel, “you be careful now.”  Region Israel ignores them again and makes more blame game plays.  Indications of survival of Blue Planet species beyond the immediate future continue to be tenuous.

And the band played on.

Held v Montana – R F B P XXII

Comrades of Logisaur, small crack has developed in absurdity of conditions on Blue Planet.  This crack – caused by Held v Montana – is in the realm of consideration of solutions to severe planet wide deterioration of atmospheric conditions throughout Blue Planet.  Severe atmospheric deterioration is commonly referred to euphemistically as “climate change.”  As noted in RFBP III and XIII, said atmospheric deterioration could lead to end of all life on Blue Planet so, kinda important.  As also noted there is an absurd lack of recognition of this importance, so crack in this absurdity is beneficial.  However, must be emphasized that crack in absurdity and stupidity is very small at this time and therefore possibility of any intelligent, reasonable solutions fitting through crack do not appear imminent.

The crack developed as result of human youths accessing legal system in region United Stasis.  United Stasis legal system is fraught with much absurdity itself, some previously noted such as two-tiered different treatment of those without many dollars, without white skin, and female units, but that is a whole other phenomenon.  In this case, Held v Montana, human youths challenged policies leading to climate change.  Human youth were aided by Our Children’s Trust and the Western Environmental Law Center.  Both are organizations that provide access to legal system to human youths to combat climate change without requiring a high quantity of the dollars.  Sabin Center for Climate Change is another organization allocating resources to the maybe-we-shouldn’t-destroy-the-planet effort.

To break down the case of Held v Montana to its most basic aspects:  the human youths and their attorneys argued that energy policy decisions in Montana should consider climate destroying effects in order to avoid destroying the planet and all life therein, not to mention that doing so was required by Montana’s own rules, or constitution.  This was completely obvious to anyone who had a brain and paid attention, but as mission may have mentioned previously, there is a lot of absurd crazy shit here on Blue Planet, and ignoring the obvious is frequently part of that.  In response the state and the dollar worshippers argued that they don’t want to do that, and they want to make dollars, and we changed the rules, and we changed the rules again, and uh…er….oh look, a squirrel!  Judge Seeley ruled that the youths were correct, that the dollar worshippers’ arguments were silly, and that the energy policy deciders must start behaving themselves.

There is some indication that this crack in the absurdity of ignoring climate change may widen.  Our Children’s Trust is providing young humans in other regions access to the legal system for same purpose.  These collective efforts have potential to increase attention, effort, and resources to problem of climate change and could increase likelihood of Blue Planet survival.

UN Statement on War on Drugs – R F B P XXI

Comrades of Logisaur, search for intelligence and logic on Blue Planet continues to yield feeble results.  As previously noted in Report from Blue Planet III, prime example of lack of logic and intelligence is the dearth of collaborative, coordinated efforts regarding policies, problems and crises of Blue Planet.  Some previously noted exceptions are the United Nations, the Imagine, and the Thunberg.  As also noted these efforts are not vigorous and are opposed by many.  However, attempts at intelligent analysis and collaborative planning by Blue Planet organization have been detected via UN statement on war on drugs.

This United Nations organization, or UN, is an inter-regional organization that attempts some collaborative efforts.  United Nations has investigated and issued statement regarding ongoing “war on drugs”.  This war is conducted with various complex policies.  It is aimed at the abuse of drugs, which can harm human units.  More strategic use of drugs can improve human units. 

In one prime example of absurdity and lack of logic on Blue Planet, many human units choose the drug alcohol, a drug that causes some of the most severe deleterious effects on individual human units as well as planet wide community.  Many of these units pretend that alcohol is not a drug and say absurd things like:  “I don’t use drugs, I only drink alcohol.”  Previous research suggests that this strange phenomenon may be due to the emotions, such as pride, ego, insecurity, as well as the deep, deep, denial.  Also there is much of the dollars to be acquired by the creation and distribution of the alcohol.  But mission digresses.

United Nations statement was:  “The war on drugs may be understood to a significant extent as a war on people.  Its impact has been greatest on those who live in poverty, and it frequently overlaps with discrimination directed at marginalized groups, minorities and indigenous peoples,”

Although the study and UN statement on war on drugs represents a general example of planet wide coordination and is therefore an improvement in the usual dearth of such cooperation, the actual conclusion is a major DUH, and No Shit Sherlock, and amounts to a scientific “are you fucking kidding me?!?”  Mission detected this lopsided effect of the war on drugs during simple and general observation upon arrival on Blue Planet.  That this would not be obvious, even to simple primitive humans, is completely unforeseen development. 

It is difficult to analyze this development in regard to how it affects likelihood of continued survival of human species.  The fact that any planet-wide coordination / cooperation has occurred bodes well for Blue Planet species.  The fact that this simple and obvious conclusion required an inter-regional study expending time, energy, and resources, not so much boding well.

Based on this study and the resulting statement mission anticipates that future UN studies may seek to determine if Pope is Catholic, if 2+2=4, and if 3×3=9.  Additional studies may consider whether the mountain is high, the valley is low, and if all are confused on which way to go.

Hope for Democracy – R F B P XX

Comrades of Logisaur, further data now available regarding ongoing efforts to find rationality or logic on Blue Planet.  Although efforts continue to yield minimal results, two developments in Region United Stasis show signs of logic that may lead to improved conditions on Blue Planet.  Hope for Democracy is now indicated.

Main factor for this development is leadership decision process in Region United Stasis.  Process produced results indicating great reduction, though not elimination, of previously reported plague of thought infecting political and social processes.  Infectious thought processes originated with unit Trump and acolytes and spread to other units in region United States.  Infection of thought processes occurred via various means, but primarily via mass communication systems.  Leadership decision process, or “voting” staunched the spread of thought plague.  Voters have indicated a preference for facts, reality, and rationality.  This is in contrast to many observed patterns on Blue Planet and increases hope for democracy.

Plague of thought continues mainly with only unit Trump and closest acolytes.  This unit and acolytes traumatized by voting results, and continue to experience problems with reality recognition.  Hover analyzers and scan of data on Blue Planet mass communication systems indicate energy emanating from unit Trump very similar to that of human toddler having temper tantrum.

Another reason for possible improvement of conditions on Blue Planet is Center for Humane Technology portion of mass communication systems.  As indicated much of lack of logic and plague of thought results from misuse and abuse of mass communication systems.  Center for Humane Technology is making effort to reform and improve use of one of Blue Planet most widely used mass communication systems.  This may also be a factor in increased hope for democracy.

These developments, although recent and tenuous, indicate increased possibility of Blue Planet and Human Race survival.  Mission might enjoy some Malbec.

R F B P XIX: Two-Tiered Legal Systems

Comrades of Logisaur, updates are available on previously reported two-tiered legal systems which result in female units being treated less favorably.  Ongoing efforts to further institutionalize these irrational double standards appear to be on the verge of major advancement in region United States.  This advancement would deny female units sovereignty over their own bodies and force them to propagate even in circumstances involving a forced body melding.  If successful this policy would give government control over propagation process.  As previously reported, propagation process is primarily conducted by female units.  Human units in government attempting to implement this policy are primarily male, which is a major WTF as well as a “HUH?”.  The two-tiered legal systems entailed in this policy is evidenced by the fact that laws giving government control over male units’ bodies do not exist

Ongoing efforts to find rationality or logic on Blue Planet continue to yield minimal results. 

Current developments are further indication and proof that so called Human Rights are not intended to apply to all humans.

Government function is purported to be to serve the people.  Two-tiered legal systems and other evidence suggest this is much in doubt.  Many human government units appear to simply serve their own or other specific interests inconsistent with the common good for all.  Unit Alysa Milano has suggested a system to address this dichotomy and provide clarification.  This proposed system would be similar to that used in NASCAR (a climate-destroying leisurely diversion) and require human government units to wear icons of financial backers to indicate whose interests they are in reality working for.

If implemented system would possibly require unit Ted Cruz to wear NRA icons on its clothing, or just an NRA sticker slapped on its forehead.  Cruz forehead sticker could also say “highest bidder.”  Units Josh Hawley and Tom Cotton and Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbott and many others would possibly have a sticker that says “white men” on their foreheads.  Unit Trump would have a picture of itself on its forehead.  Unit Graham would have sticker that says “no one knows”.

No plan currently exists to implement this system.  And the band played on.

R F B P XVIII: Rubio Comments on Firearms

Comrades of Logisaur, mission continues to encounter great difficulty in understanding absurdity on Blue Planet or finding significant levels of intelligent life.  An extreme example of absurdity and danger were exhibited by governmental unit Senator Marco Rubio comments on firearms.  Unit Rubio said, “…any weapon is dangerous, any firearm is potentially dangerous in the hands of a deranged lunatic, at the end of the day the issue here is not the firearm it’s the lunatic and that’s what we should be focused on.”

This comment shows extreme absurdity.  Comment was made in context of another in an ongoing series of mass shootings, using firearms that cause many end of life consequences.  This occurs frequently in region United Stasis, and is universally considered a very bad thing.

Unit Rubio appears to not understand, or not care about, several obvious and relevant facts:

  1. Almost all mass shootings are committed with semi-automatic weapons, which are killing machines.
  2. Although firearm is dangerous in hands of lunatic, lunatic is less dangerous without a firearm.
  3. Lunatic would be less dangerous with a less lethal firearm.
  4. Firearms are also dangerous in the hands of a non-lunatic.
  5. Even if Lunatic had a firearm, Lunatic would kill less units without a semi-automatic firearm. 
  6. Lunatic would kill less people with less ammunition attachment.
  7. Lunatic would kill less people if Lunatic was unable to buy a firearm of any kind.
  8. One way to prevent Lunatic from buying a firearm is to implement process that asks “Hey, are you a lunatic?”

Unit Rubio and many units in same government faction are firmly opposed to:  acknowledging the obvious relevance of firearms in mass shootings; limiting access to firearms, or at least to semi-automatic weapons; ascertaining if human seeking firearm is a lunatic.  These absurd opinions may be result of many governmental units serving interests other than community well-being, and/or that they are intellectually inferior, apathetic, or suffering from…..lunacy.

The Rubio comments on firearms are irrational. A full and rational consideration of the above leads to the conclusion that:  Any political office is dangerous in the hands of a deranged lunatic, at the end of the day the issue here is not the political office, it’s the lunatic in the office and that’s what we should be focused on.

The lunatics are not only walking the streets.  Sometimes the lunatics are in the halls of power.  They can be removed with the vote.  Many governmental units in Rubio faction have no problem limiting access to that.

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XVII

Comrades of Logisaur, significant developments here on Blue Planet.

Government of region Russia, previously reported to be considered one of three preeminent regions though evidence for same is tenuous at best, has unleashed massive unprovoked attack on neighboring smaller region Ukraine for no discernible reason whatsoever.  Many horrific conditions and end of life consequences have resulted.  This event may have implications for ongoing assessment of Blue Planet absurdities, lack of planet-wide coordination, and currently operating theory of mission that “Human Rights” is not intended to apply to all human units.  However, mission is not getting its hopes up.

Attack by region Russia, under leadership of unit Putin, is without any logic or rational justification.  Therefore other irrational explanations require consideration.  Possible explanations include:  tiny, fragile ego of unit Putin; fear and cowardice of unit Putin; overall bat-shit crazy of unit Putin.  Note these characteristics are shared by unit Trump, former leader of region United States.  Unit Trump has continued to demonstrate inferior intellect and tiny insecure ego, and has praised both unit Putin and people of Ukraine.  This is one of many examples of unit Trump irrationality and wanting it both ways.  Region Ukraine leader unit Zelenskyy appears to be an enlightened unit that also demonstrates vastly superior intellect and great personal power.

Regarding lack of planet wide coordination:  there is some disruption to this pattern prompted by unprovoked attack.  Many regions have coordinated to provide region Ukraine with weaponry.  These coordinated efforts have aided region Ukraine in massive and unexpectedly effective response to violence of region Russia.  In addition coordinating regions have expelled region Russia from planet-wide systems and compromised Russian internal systems and resources.

Ability for total defeat of region Russia by region Ukraine alone is questionable, however.  Although coordinated assistance surpasses any previous coordinated effort observed by mission, direct intervention by assisting regions not occurring.  This decision due to risk of escalation of attacks and possible planet wide war.  Mission unable to assess rationality of this calculation due to continued lack of understanding of absurdities on Blue Planet.

Coordination and power of efforts by human units within region Ukraine far surpasses any effort mission has observed in any context in any region on Blue Planet, and far exceeds efforts of planet-wide coordination. 

Regarding the Human Rights.  As previously reported much service is given to the Human Rights.  Some of it ostensibly authentic service, some of it the lip service.  High level of the lip service leads to operating theory that Human Rights not intended to apply to all humans.  Increased coordination during present conflict indicates concern for Human Rights.  However, it must be noted that somewhat similar conditions have existed in past and ongoing conflicts in other regions such as regions Ethiopia, and Myanmar.  Variations are present in the two instances:  the conflicts in regions Myanmar and Ethiopia are internal and not the result of an external attack, and the human units of these regions do not have the lighter external covering, or white skin, noted in previous reports.  Hmmm.  Attacks from external forces are deemed more egregious throughout Blue Planet.  However, the lesser concern in other referenced instances is consistent with theory that so-called principle of Human Rights garners greatly increased priority when white human units are involved, as in region Ukraine.

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XVI

Comrades of Logisaur, several phenomenon have occurred that may yield further insight into absurdity of Blue Planet systems, or not.

In regions Philadelphia and New York, both sub regions of region United Stasis, many end of life consequences have occurred due to fires in two buildings of dwelling units.  These buildings lacked resources widely accepted as minimal standards necessary for human habitation.  These events did not occur in dwelling units of humans with large amounts of dollars. 

Lead officer in Philadelphia region, unit Adam Thiel, indicated that “equity is a really important component of this” and that root causes are a dearth of safe and affordable housing.  This is example of what is known in language English as the “DUH!” or the “No shit, Sherlock.”  However, units in government inexplicably ignore this core fact in resource allocation decisions and often need the “DUH!” pointed out to them.

Several months before above fires, in region Los Angeles, authorities tasked with mission to protect and to serve intentionally detonated explosives leading to injuries of 17 human units and destruction of 22 dwelling units.  Intentionally.  This event did not occur in an area containing humans with large amounts of dollars.

In various other regions water delivery pipes have been determined to contain lead.  Note water is essential for human life, and lead is extremely harmful to human life.  Many long term deleterious effects of contamination have occurred.  These effects cause a great reduction in quality of life, as well as end of life consequences.  This contamination has not been detected in areas containing humans with large amounts of dollars.

Mission detects a pattern here.  Reasons for these absurd phenomenon appear to again be interrelated factors of the dollar worshipping priorities of many human units and/or the previously reported hypothesis that human rights are not intended to apply to all humans.  Dollar worshipping policies and their proponents value dollars over human lives.

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XV

Comrades of Logisaur, various disruptions continue on Blue Planet in part as a result of attack of infectious agents.

Human units are having great problems moving objects around planet.  Indications are that problem is due to infectious agents, the primitive nature of systems on Blue Planet, and simply general absurdity.  Problem also appears to be linked to the greed. 

Infectious agents have greatly exacerbated object moving tasks for reasons outlined in previous reports, primarily the isolation of individual units.  Human units have virtually zero telekinetic powers, so object moving requires high levels of planning, resources, and energy even under normal conditions.  Many of these systems contribute to atmospheric deterioration which threatens all life, though this appears to not be a priority. 

Then there is the absurd.  The human units have, or seek to have, a great number of objects.  They collect many objects and locate them in various places, and attain more objects to place the first objects in or on.  They also attain smaller carrying objects to keep some objects close at all times.  Some with many dollars or other monetary denominations attain large, sometimes multiple, places to be and to store their many oh-so-precious objects.

In some cases entire buildings are constructed and maintained for storing objects that are not used and often will not be used ever again and will not fit in primary place of being; other objects are repeatedly moved in and out.  These buildings exceptionally ubiquitous in areas lacking sufficient buildings for human units to live safely and comfortably.  Indications are that these objects are deemed to be of greater importance than human units who live on streets, parks, and other unsheltered areas open to elements of harsh weather and other conditions detrimental to human units.

Very similar to object storage buildings are the prison buildings.  Large numbers of human units are stored in the prisons, especially in regions United Stasis, China, and Russia.  Note previous reports that these regions often considered “leading” or “primary” regions on Blue Planet, though evidence for this is questionable at best.  A small number of smaller regions also have high rates of prison storage.  Conditions in these storage prisons are extremely harsh and unhealthy.  This storage paradigm ostensibly the result of crimes committed by units so stored.  This is often accurate, however data scans and analysis indicate that large numbers of human units are stored there for no rational reason.  In these cases prison storage is frequently directly or indirectly a result of the fact that these units lack the dollars.

This is the greed.  As previously reported there are many dollar worshippers on Blue Planet, and human units frequently suffer difficult conditions and end of life consequences due to lack of dollars.  In addition to becoming subject to prison or street storage systems, many human units lack sufficient food due to lack of dollars.

Food is necessary for the nutrition, and for the continuation of life.  In many parts of Blue Planet there is more than ample food.  In many other parts there is extremely insufficient food.  Insufficient attention and resources are dedicated to moving food to areas where it is needed.  Previously reported lack of planet wide coordination is a major cause.  This lack of coordination in turn results partly from general stupidity and absurdity, but a major component is lack of opportunity to acquire more dollars.

Even within regions with sufficient food it is dependent on the dollars and some units suffer from lack of nutrition.  Regardless of the existence of sufficient levels of food there is currently much talk of the shelves.  Mass communication systems contain a plethora of reports on the shelves:  “the shelves are empty—the shelves are full—the shelves will be full soon—heavens to betsy—oh my!”

This is largely baloney, unfortunately not the edible kind, which isn’t very nutritious anyway.  Other than food and a small number of other exceptions, most object movement is of questionable utility and necessity.  A great deal of current object movement problems are due to whiny, soft residents of region United Stasis and other regions doing the boo-hoo and the wah-wah because they did not receive their couch or phone or some other unnecessary object.  Or a car, so they can move themselves.

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XIV

Comrades of Logisaur, results available regarding analysis of recently noted biological differences in the physical component, or bodies, of human units.

Early reports noted that units have different exterior colors, also not initially apparent to mission.  In many cases these differences result in human units being regarded and treated differently.  No logical reason could be ascertained for these differences in treatment by society, institutions, and some individual units.  Although this occurred across many regions, contexts, and units, in region United States it is especially prevalent among unit Trump political faction and acolytes.

The biological differences appear to be more critical in understanding human species of Blue Planet.  First, the material of two of the different unit types, commonly referred to as female and male, are necessary for the propagation of the species.  This is accomplished by various means, but most often during the body melding process.  After body melding the male unit is for the most part done and has served its purpose in the propagation process.  Male units may or may not perform other support tasks depending on individual units involved and societal norms of region.  The female, however, carries the new unit within its body, and the body undergoes many changes until the new unit is discharged. 

This process very similar to the propagation of other species on Blue Planet.  What is of note is the way that the different units are treated throughout Blue Planet.  Like the color differences, two-tiered societal systems exist in most regions.  With few exceptions these two-tiered, or double standard, systems result in female units being treated less favorably.  Differences are at times subtle and nebulous, at other times blatant and institutionalized.  Unlike irrational treatment of the units of different color, for which no basis exists, there are relevant differences in biological units.  If anything, the female units are more crucial to the propagation of human species.  If continued existence of humans is regarded as desirable goal – which is far from established – the irrationality of the double standard is among the most puzzling of all the ridiculous shit mission has encountered here.

Independent of species propagation, the double standard has a negative effect on quality of life of female units.  There is also a deleterious effect on community as a whole resulting from the perversion of reality that these double standards entail.  In some regions female units are prohibited, or at least strongly discouraged from, education.  Violence is often employed.  The most extreme form of the double standard is that female units are at times denied sovereignty over their own bodies.  They are often required to propagate against their will.  This requirement is mandated primarily by male units.  Many units disagree with this requirement and it is a major issue in Blue Planet government in many regions.  This is a prime example of the WTF.

This issue is often complicated by much of the bullshit.  Region United States, for example, was recently engaged in prolonged violent confrontations with region Afghanistan.  Initial conflict resulted from an attack and has myriad complexities.  One stated reason for prolonged engagement in war was to protect female units in Afghanistan, where double standards are extreme, access to education tenuous, and violence against female units is common.  Yet region United States has similar double standards including new attacks on female units’ sovereignty over their bodies.  In sub-region Texas and elsewhere government leaders, mostly old and male, are attempting to further institutionalize double standards by forcing females to propagate.  After spending twenty Blue Planet years waging battle with Afghanistan some in region United States are implementing many policies consistent with their enemies mind set.  This implementation is primarily among unit Trump political faction and acolytes.

The treatment of units that are different in color, biology, or other aspects is part of Human Rights.  There is much talk of Human Rights on Blue Planet; some of it is the lip service, some of it is the real service.  Further analysis is indicated to ascertain which humans are considered to have human rights.  Observations to date strongly indicate that the Human Rights are not intended to apply to all humans.

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XIII

Comrades of Logisaur, report is still pending on recent observation noted in last report that there are biological differences among human units.  However, congregation of regional leaders from throughout Blue Planet has occurred regarding atmospheric deterioration noted in Report III.

Regional leaders have assembled to talk about the severe problem.  Talking was achieved.  There was much of the talking.  Unit Thunberg described the talking as:  “blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”.  Mission has been unable to detect any amelioration of severe atmospheric deterioration from the talking.  In fact, analysis has indicated an extremely infinitesimal increase in atmospheric deterioration due to the hot air emanating from the mouths of regional leaders.  This increase in atmospheric deterioration, specifically an increase in global temperature, is undetectable to primitive Blue Planet instruments, so leaders have no deterrent to do so much of the talking.

Nothing to report on actual progress regarding extreme atmospheric deterioration on Blue Planet that constitutes a threat to all life. 

Tick-tock.

REPORT FROM BLUE PLANET XII

Comrades of Logisaur, results of direct analysis of regions Italy and Spain now available.  As previously reported both regions suffered severe attack of infectious agents in early stages.  Attacks continue, with some units resistant to implementing procedures known to deter infectious agents.  Some sporadic violence between units continues regarding procedures.  Overall implementation of procedures, however, is high and significant progress made in combat of infection.  Specifically vaccination rate, in both regions Italy and Spain, is among highest anywhere on Blue Planet.

These developments have resulted in a return to normal or near normal functioning of systems and unit to unit interaction.  As previously noted in initial reports face-with-face unit to unit interaction is essential for both systems functions and emotional wellbeing of units.  A high volume of non-task oriented face-with-face interaction occurs while units take nourishment.  Nourishment is frequently accompanied by wine.  Previous analysis showed wine important on Blue Planet and consumption of same increased during pandemic.  Study of wine was indicated.  Conducted covert unilateral thought reading while units consumed wine.  Initial application of thought reading on units drinking wine resulted in experience of thoughts, sensations, and even emotions of units.  Intoxication effects very interesting.  Further exploration was definitely indicated.  Mission conducted extensive thought reading on several wine-consuming units while wandering in the beautiful of region over the course of several days, for mission purposes, of course. 

Mission experienced loss of cognitive function while telepathic link was still engaged with a wine-consuming unit.  Cognitive function returned and mission was in the presence of two human units seemingly in process of a body-melding function.  Mission was initially like, “whoa, what is this?”  Mission then perceived ongoing telepathic link and was like WOW.  Command of language English at this time still insufficient to convey the feelings and sensations of this activity.  Conducted further research and telepathic links to study body-melding, for mission purposes. 

Apparently this has been going on all over Blue Planet and somehow escaped notice of mission.  This interaction is of great importance to human units and results in pleasure.  Like, a lot of pleasure.  Body melding can also result in propagation of species, conditional on which unit types are melding.  Frequently various activities and rituals are involved.  Reasons for this are unclear.  The activities vary somewhat by region; in some cases they include the mind games. 

Mission also detected for first time that most units are one of two different biological body types.  Depending on type, units sometimes treated and regarded differently.  Further research is indicated.  There is much to evaluate.  For all their absurdity, however, these humans may be on to something.